Personally I thought there were way too many dicks. I mean, you don't need dicks to be funny, right? You know what was sweet though? That end scene. I mean, when I already have my dick out (as I usually do when tooling about the internet) I don't wanna see a gaggle of dicks at every turn, I wanna see Snake getting pissed on. I will never stop beating off. Thank you Stamper.

-Chase <3

Dude you are so right =\
I just hate it
50+ artists united in epic collab and the reviews are just shit.
There were like only 4-5 cock jokes in reality...
BTW, I think that among all these gay-relations-based submissions, yours was one of the best...

-Kuory-

I thought the whole thing was pretty funny, I wish people would stop blowing the whole "gay joke" thing with it out of proportion, I mean, there's barely any!

~Jimtopia

(since everyone is signing their names now...)

I did like your part for the graphic quality and such and then I laughed at Jack's/Raiden's reaction when Vamp was shot.

I was little disapointed because WHOLE collab to tell the truth, but in overall it's still a great collab. Also that kiddies don't notice "Adults only" nor "For everyone" signs that I always check myself before viewing anything so I can think what kind of material I should be excepting to see.

But seriously, your part was nothing when compared to the one about MGS4 where Liquid suddenly came and said "So THAT's why they call you Solid Snake" (forgot who made it so I had to quote a line from it).

COCK JOKES!

Happy Harry's was my favourite along with the one that was roughly metal gear summed up in about a minute, I prefer it when there are few dick jokes because they're just getting stale now. Except for Tankmen but yeah that's basically the genre.

You take a very extremly gay part in the collab.
Nah I'm just joking! ehem...gay...
(Gay but nice animated)

I wouldn't say those critics are homophobes, it's a valid enough point to find humour of people being gay (so commonly done with Raiden) or just some cock joke to be lame or unorginal.

There weren't that many though for a collab of 50 people, there was a broad width of humour and even if you hate cock jokes there was still plenty of other humour to entertain. Reviewers that low score just because of a few penises are ignorant.

I liked the parts that didn't have dicks, piss, pussies or basic nakedness.

...It wasn't much, but still.

To be perfectly honest, I thought the dicks were kind of nice... I'd tap em... platonically of course. I have a girlfriend.

i hope part 2 has even more dick jokes, if only to watch these queers complain.

there was 5 dick jokes out of 50 submissions. FIVE.

I was tempted to comment somewhere so it my as well be here...

there's only something like THREE dick jokes out of FIFTY+. there's a few other mild dirty jokes, but 3 dick jokes total. I also don't understand the moral outrage over it. you uptight sissys.

Honestly I hate everybody on this site and when we get disc two out the door im not once even looking at the reviews because i KNOW it will piss me off.

I honestly thought it was pathetic how someone could vote so low for a few dick jokes and "gay" humor. It really pissed me off to hear things like "ya sum of them were good but WAHTS WITH THE DICKS ARE YOU FAGS OR SUM?"

Nice job on yours, I'm in the next part..... (hopefully). And mine happens to be "homosexually suggestive".

You know, if those people didn't want to see the movies with the offensive stuff in them, they could have just, you know, skipped them using those arrows...

Your movie was pretty funny though. I forgot about Raiden having artificial white blood.

We have our own opinions?

In my opinion, people who can't make a joke without leaving cocks aside are just sad and they're no real comedians. I mean, I can take a cock joke or two. But seriously..

That's just my opinion, though. I'm sure 13 years old disagrees with me.

Personally, I don't think that this flash had too many dicks in it. sure, that freaky "solid cock" part was utterly unfunny, but the rest was gold, pure gold. yours was one of the better ones if I might add. but some flashes here on NG have WAY TOO MANY "cock jokes". and I put that in quotation marks because they're not even deserve that title. some animators, and users for that matter, fail to see that not everything that involves a mans penis is funny. it CAN be, however, funny if you make it that way, but slapping on a dick and basically saying:" look, thats a penis, if you rub it a lot, sperm comes out! its funny!" is just fucking pathetic. and thats exactly what "MG funnies" did.

Great, I'm glad now when I read all the comments on this topic, that the collab participants don't care about this whining shit
High-Five

pfft NG is bred on dick jokes anyway cant take the cock don't play the game

the problem is not with the cock itself. i woud have had the same problem if it was chicken. imagine if NG was flooded with chicken jokes, and every artist would pop a picture of a chicken in every flash he did. would that be ok?

It's not that I'm homophobe or something,I apolgize for saying there was to many dick jokes,I skiped them and didn't give them a chance,it's just that I was so tired of"so thats why they call you solid snake"

More than half of those people don't realize the site they registered on five minutes ago was Newgrounds :P

lol i remembered this from the VAC i personally found this funny

"so what's so different about opening up the MGS collab and seeing dicks, then opening up some hentai game (which you all love so much), and seeing full on hard core dick rapage."

hmm... where to start... well it could be that they were expecting it in a hentai game since it kinda needs that stuff to even be called a hentai game, whereas the cock and fart (and popculture if I wanna be picky) jokes are the most overused gags on newgrounds almost as if no other humour exists at times.

That's just my 2 cents of course, but on top of that you're assumbing the horny nubs looking at hentai are always the same people looking for lawlz which they're not. I do agree about the homophobic members thing though, anyone would think they was scared a gay was trying to bang them.

There were like hardly any cock jokes at all. wayyy less than what blamformers had

I like the one where the baby is crawling out of his mom's pussy and strangling the doctor with the umbelical cord.

Its true, YOUR ON FUCKING NEWGROUNDS, PUSSIES, EXPECT THIS FROM A METAL GEAR COLLAB.

Like seriously, go to miniclip non-gay SHIT.

quoting S-k:
"well it could be that they were expecting it in a hentai game since it kinda needs that stuff to even be called a hentai game,"
thats also why those crap flashes pass, they get put in early, so when those pervs are lookin through newgrounds, they see "ZOMG HENTAI BUTTSEXXORZ!!" and go "IMMA INSTA FAIV IT!!"
then when they get home and get ready for some business, they get a stick-figure kitty cat dancing.

I can take the occasional cockjoke, but I have to admit, the one where he gets a stiffy his own height... really creeped me out...
that... and the final one... jeese that was wrong... funny... but damn wrong... lol

I was lucky enough to get just past the "Raiden Vamp" fight in MGS4 before I saw this flash, so yours were one of my favorites in it since i understood it lol

Your piece was one of the few I laughed out loud at, most of them I smiled or thought wtf (middlefingerrings). I actually didn't feel like a sick bastard for enjoying yours.

Had to pick my goddamn jaw up after seeing Mindchamber's.

I think the biggest peice of hilarity is the abcence of ANY complaints of Stampers scene. not that there should be, it's hilarious, but at the same time it manages to reflect a hell of a lot of hipocrasy. So many up in arms about a few penises and not one about the rather graphicly portayed breasts and vagina? All that aside I don't mind the dick jokes, that is to say the GOOD dick jokes. Thefjk's? Funny. Ditypandafilms? Well more WTFLOL but yeah i laughed. While i thought Middlefingerrings was more a reason for him to draw a really detailed erect penis, but whatever. The piont being I agree that it's a complete overreaction do a few jokes adout the male reproductive organ or an alternative lifestyle.

BTW I liked your entry.

-DooDBoy

look at the bright side. i you werep

dude your flash was the best one of the 50 i liked it so much and raidens voice is funny to listen i couldn't stop laughing i almost cryed. After watching it 3 times i decided to see what other flashes you have and that is why i am here typing this flash.

I liked the voice of Vamp! "Oh, Raiden! (slap) That was grea...

That is so true.
I like yours and a few more but there was like 5 i didn't like
the rest was great though and I got a few laughs out of it

Geez...some people need to grow up, or something. It's clearly labeled 'Adult' for a reason, you dumbasses out there.

And if you don't mind me stating my opinion on the scene you did, I thought it was funnier than hell. Maybe it was because of the fact that it appeared right after the scene where Raiden finds out that he is a guy. The people who sent such rude comments and complaints to you should realize the joke behind it. Or, at least the joke that I interpreted it to be, which was Raiden's oddly feminine nature. (Sorry, I never did play MGS2, so I'm going by information about it and what I saw on here.)

Well, there's my two cents. I hope you'll choose to not give a damn about the negative remarks.

-- Kahrne Annabelle Lee

Your part in the MGS collab was fucking grea

The raiden part was funny xD its funny just to think of it