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Kyle Theobald @Theo-art

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Omaha, NE

Joined on 7/18/07

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IM THE WALRUS HAHAAHAHAAH.

Do you need any voice acting done? :o Cause Ill do it. PM me if your interested.

And my hair.

I'm a bald amputee.

Hair would rip my skin apart and it would never grow again.

Nails would hurt like a bitch as well, but nothing more.

Conclusion: Hair, but with scissors.

hair.... anything BUT nails T.T

both..... lol

Hair ripped out( my head is shaved : )) <----- by the way, what do you do in a situation where you put a sideways smiley in parenthesis? It always ends up looking stupid : (

you ripped that off xkcd

BASTARD

Hair, then I wouldn't have to shave.

what has every body on ngs now played portal defender now or somthing?

it's the new black

Hi, I happen to be a rhino. And technically my nose horn is a hair and is the only hair on my body, also my nails are attached to my bones from birth, just like a elephant. Doing either would cripple my for life. If I got my nails ripped off I could no longer walk, and If I lost my horn I would be extremely painful and I would most likely die in a fight with any other rhino. I think this question is unfair for my species and it would be polite of you to you would make a compromise. I also would no longer be able to type seeing as I and captured and hanging upside down above a laptop in the back out a UPS truck. I don't know how long I will be on the road but it has been 2 hours so far and I would love the get a response before I reach my destination.

>..> getting lucky with u isnt the right wording id use.<.< and im blackanese:chinese africaqn indian or for short BAIN black asian indian ninja :l

^ I think what he's trying to say is
basically, you don't wanna get lucky with him because he's a mutant
and not the teenage ninja turtle sort

those are the only kind I get lucky with

Ive had three nails stuck in my foot for weeks! Please! Remove the nails!

LOL

Didn't you sat SOMETHING about a penis? I hear they're just for aesthetic value.